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ウルトラローライズデニムビキニパンツ (Ho Pants)

Started by tofugu · 10 months ago

Hey ladies! Running out of ways to tell men “I’m available and easy”? Got a festering wound on your lower hip that needs to be aired out? Can’t think of a birthday gift for your great aunt Melba? Well, allow me to introduce you to the prod ... Continue reading »

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  • they oddly enough fit the minimum standards for clothing. i think the cut make them look so odd.
  • I forgot to include this--another pair of "pants" made by the same company that makes Ultra Low Rise Bikini Pants.


    <center><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/tofu_remix/Ho_Jeans_Too.jpg" title="From 3Yen"></img></center>

  • I didn't notice the picture last night... Did you take a picture of this lady? haha.
  • I want to puke.
  • The visible nipples really compliment her outfit.
  • her outfit is not working for her. the guys aren't looking at her.
  • That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. Ahahahahahaha...
  • Wow. Who thought of this? Hopefully not a woman!
  • Eh!~ Nan desu ka?! As if seeing the "whale tail" popping out from real jeans wasn't unattractive already, now they need to show the whole frontal orb?

    粗野... -_-;
  • PS: Clean job on the photochoping. Did you use the pen tool?
  • Yeah. I mean, I think if I had a tablet, I could've gone with just using the eraser tool, but all I've got is a mouse, so the pen tool's really the way to go.

  • Wow. Those are...just...wow. I kinda like the design it looks pretty neat but they do sorta yell "Boink me I'm easy! Don't beleive it? Look at my pants, or lack there of!"
  • It's really the zipper on the side that gets me, haha.
  • Haha. That's hilarious. "An unholy union of Brazil and Japan." So true... haha. Yeah.. that's just wierd. haha. Speakin of Photoshop, I need to learn how to use it, I can't even do that much on Photoshop and I've had it for years.
  • You can search Google for tutorials that lets you practice all the PS Tools available.

    I used this one when I first started out, Tutorial Guide

    Just click the Photoshop link in the "Top 10 Tutorial" box.
  • GROSS. But nothing less expected from Japan. *shrug* Gotta love the insanity...if I EVER see someone wearing that in person, I'll prolly run for fear of catching the air-born stds that are sure to waft from those pants...(and I know stds aren't air-born, but those pants are so skany they MAKE them airborn)...*shudders*
  • The only thing that would be even lower than this would be if they were transparent. Let's all hope they never, EVER think of that! >.
  • Oh my. I just desperately hope that women here in California never discover the existant of those. Just because someone makes it, does not mean you're justified in wearing it.
  • They are kind of slutty pants, but the modle of them looks kinda good in them lol. Not the girl who is pretty mch naked though >.
  • that lady is wearing slutty pants and that lady is GROSS and her shirt is see therw and she has no bar on i persontly wouldnt care if it was a hot girl but that lady is distucting
  • lol! yeah,shockingly when you see the model wearing them they actually do kinda look okay,
    but then when you go down to the picture of the other lady on the phone you kinda realize "oh wow, 3/4 of your ass actually is going to be hanging out" and then you get a nauseous feeling from looking at her picture :P eww.

    yeah,I definitely wouldn't suggest wearing these at the mall.
    i dunno,maybe if you're at home with a boyfriend or a husband they might be okay :/
    But otherwise,they just scream "Lookit me!I'm a slut!Come on,Who wants some?"
  • It would be cheaper just to scream and cut out the pants part altogether.
  • lol!
    I agree
    ...because usually you'd pay $75 on clothes so your ass isn't hanging out.
  • nice name ho pants
  • It does look kinda skanky. Of course, everything in fashion is nowadays.
  • Those pants are odd, but at least they're unique! ^_^;
  • no way! those pants cannot not be real! i just can not be real ! why would ANY woman want to wear them!? i too would punch her in the ovaries!
  • Gross. >__>
  • Worst....REALLY gross... O.o
  • I have the body to pull something like that off and I would never where something like that. Crazy....Wow..
  • Um... maybe I'm crazy, but if I had the ass for those "ho" pants, I would totally wear them. Just around my boyfriend though.

    Am I the only one here that thinks they're sexy? I've seen a lot worse just walking around the mall... like shorts that look like panties when people sit down because they're so .... flimsy.
  • Who did they design these for? Who do they actually suppose will buy them?
    Actually, I know a few people who would actually wear those.
  • Two words: Easy Access. All I'm thinking about right now is skin hanging over and coming out... everywhere. Put this ad on a men's channel, and every *horny* male would buy this for his girlfriend. The slogan just popped into my mind:

    "Bikini Jeans: You can take 'em off so damn fast and easy, makes it great for a quickie."

    *...Why??*
  • Jesus christ kill me.
  • 何でやねん!!
    is there anybody really THINK of buying those pants?
    ewww gross XS

    I love japanese quirky and one of a kind fashion sense.. but this is soooooo~ ....
    (i cant find an appropriate word to describe my feeling here, help me?)
  • Those pants look gay! Do men wear them too?
  • I'd love to see a man wearing them.
  • Boy, this post is a perfect confluence of simple-minded moralizing and arrogant cooler-than-thou posturing! Good job on that.
  • While there's no real moralizing here, and I would call it classier-than-thou posturing, thanks all the same. I always like readers who put together pretty sentences.
  • Considering how often I see girls wearing skirts over jeans in Japan, they're not soo bad..
  • i almost died when i read "i'd punch her in the ovaries". ( ^ ▽ ^ )ハハハ
  • thats disgusting!
  • eew
  • wow~ That is defiantly interesting...
    I just hate to think of the people that shouldn't wear these jeans. You know people on the *cough* larger side on the spectrum.
  • I think it depends on what kind of girl is wearing them...I think on a slim,shapely gal ,they would look oh so HOT....on a fuller figured one,not so....Just because a girl likes unique sexy clothing does not make her a "Ho"....It's one's actions that make one bad not one's clothes....I do think that a girl would attract a guy wearing some sexy jeans like that...but as long as he treats her with respect ...so what? I think most guys LOVE being attracted by pretty girls in sexy clothes...
  • o_0 Wow... That's just... revolting... >_< How can people actually like those? (Excluding men) D:
  • excuse me young an old.... we should not b wearing anything that does not COVER ur GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS i dnt think that this is cute THIS IS UGLY who would actually wear that out i public this is a disgrace it degrades WOMEN if ur GAY DNT EVEN THINK PUTTING ANY GIRL ON EVEN IF ITS UR MOTHER'S SO STOPPPPPP GET A NEW IDEA AND DNT CUM UP WITH ANY JEAN BRAS OR THONGS

    THANK U
  • OMG
    has anybody bought any of these yet?
    that is soooooooo disgusting!!!
    i cant imagine how pervy the designer must be-yuk
    wth? instead of paying $75 it would be cheaper and less hassle to walk around in your underwear with a sign hanging around your neck reading: FRISK ME!
  • eeeeeeeeeew totally silly !
  • Come on people! I'm with supervixn on this one.

    If you've got the bod, what's the problem?
  • skinisOK:

    Which is, I'm sure, exactly what the makers of these pants thought, too.
  • Tho, with these pants. I showed my hubby and roomate and both of them agreed that if it was being worn by a hot japanese woman. They'd stop and drool.
    ...
    Men...Are all of them hentai that they all only think about is..well...sex? Well I guess that with THOSE things, its kinda hard NOT to. *sigh*
  • The problem is that 98% of the worlds population does not "have the bod" (possibly even 99%). So yeah. If a girl has a nice body, she can wear regular jeans in public like the rest of the world, and spend all the rest of the money she saved on being half naked in public on fancy lingerie or something. That would be more worthwhile. Most of us women would appreciate it... extremely. Anyways, the majority of people who would wear these are the people who don't look good in them, so what's the point?
  • omg that is kind of to showy and who would wear that but prostitutes really no offense to ppl who like that
    but hey thats still kinda koolconverting 2 to 1
  • I wonder how long it will take for the trend to reach the USA ... =_=
    I hope not anytime soon =/
    haha
  • wow and I thought fashion couldn't get any worse obviously I was sadly mistaken though I guess I shouldn't have underestimated the power that being a slut and showing wat goods you might think you have effect the market the fact that someone thought of this doesn't surprise me or even the thought of them making a presentation for them and getting it approved it just disturbs me to know that their are ppl who will wear these and thus not helping our Image as women as a whole as if the world wasn't bad enough lol ho pant thanks for changing my life lol
  • ... The only people I can really imagine these being appropriate for are hookers, strippers, and hostesses. XD I'm sorry, if I wanted to look like a skank, I would just buy a pair of low rise jeans (for a much cheaper price, I might add) and a thong. Ta-da, same level of ho-ness for half the price!
  • i am a child. i came to learn Japanese. my eyes are currently stinging.
    it makes me sad that anyone would wear these except strippers and prostitutes. (V U_U)
  • Oh man, I've gotta get me some of those. No girls' wardrobe can possibly be complete without them.

    T__T
  • Scary 0.0
  • Oh~ You look sexy
  • OMG!! this is the first i saw this pants all in one, :)
  • The jeans just make no sense! The world is spiraling into madness and confuussiioonn!!
  • These Jeans are Really Sexy, I'm A Guy and I find them really attractive
  • Sick I think you have to have a lot of serious isues and belong in the funny house If you even think about wearing those pants ;(

    Great sarcasm;}

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