DISQUS

Tofugu Comments: The Cuddliest Keitai You Ever Did See

  • Chester_King · 1 year ago
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    Brings new meaning to the concept of PHONE SEX





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  • ch1ka · 1 year ago
    lmao!
  • Mai · 1 year ago
    Thats pretty impractical. Must be for spy/ninja/assassin use. Its very discreet :D.

    "HEWWO TEDDY BEAR. I HEART YOU"
    which is code for:
    "Eagle eye copy. I shall do the dirty deed"
  • Sougen02 · 1 year ago
    I wonder how long it will be before someon comes out with the Chucky cell phone! DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN 0.0
    xD lol
  • Maciel · 1 year ago
    damn that would be awesome haha
    like no one except u knows about it

    and u tell ur friend that its cursed and talks to u when u say "hello"
    and somone is really on the other line and tells ur friend creepy stuff like i know where u live ____(enter friends name lol)
  • koichi · 1 year ago
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    Kuma Phone Girl loves her bear phone!

    Seriously, I think that last image deserves to have some sort of caption contest to go along with it...it's so ridiculous. She looks...evil.
  • Tofugu_Erin · 1 year ago
    That kid has the fuzzy version of the Kuma Phone.

    So unsanitary, bleh.
  • Viet · 1 year ago
    All fun and games until you end up with the teddy bear from Screamers

    I wonder how the battery gets charged. One can only imagine.
  • Popkornage · 1 year ago
    It's run on AA batteries I think. Just rip open it's back (with a zipper, of course) and insert new batteries!
  • Lenners · 1 year ago
    Impractical, but I want this. Bad O_O
  • Tofugu_Erin · 1 year ago
    You could always rip out the insides of a regular stuffed animal and stick a phone inside. It probably wouldn't be as functional, but it would sure be cheaper (the Kuma Phone's pricetag is set at $500).
  • murasaki · 1 year ago
    I think I'd rather buy a nice phone and an iPod for that price. So impractical...
  • WOTDsctoo · 1 year ago
    So. Amazing. I think it's awesome.

    My caption:
    Mary hides behind the guise of her KumaKeitai as she hones in on the final gyoza on Johnny's plate.
  • Rob_Hoolan · 1 year ago
    Am I right to think that the phone is inserted through the bears bottom?
  • Tofugu_Erin · 1 year ago
    Well... the whole bear is the phone (here's where the main part of it is). There's no actual "other cellphone" in there, if that's what you mean.
  • Finlay Clark · 1 year ago
    I hope not...
  • emiko · 1 year ago
    they've finally done it . . . i was wondering when they would bring together stuffed animals and cell phones . .. although it is not the most conventional phone, i kind of want to buy it . . . just because it looks a bit cute . . . also it would be a great conversation starter . . .
  • Eevee · 1 year ago
    v.v I cannot even comment on this. It's... it's... sick! The unholy matrimony of bear and phone has finally come to pass!

    Okay, one thing I do wonder is how the heck do you call someone who's not on speed dial! No freaking keys! I suppose this is perfect for those parents who worry so much about their kids that they give their 5 year olds cellphones. And hey, if they ever get kidnapped, you'd just better hope the kidnapper is nice enough to let the kid keep the bear.
  • Chester_King · 1 year ago
    I completely agree. It's dirty, disgusting, twisted, and a very kinky.








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  • Izeyhec · 1 year ago
    the fact that the first thing you thought of about the bear was phone sex just screams sex a fender and you went on to say its kinky that is just weird and wrong
  • Jomann · 1 year ago
    rich girls will have it no doubt.
  • fallenangelessence · 1 year ago
    i want the kuma stuff animal. so cute!!!!
  • kakapoopy · 1 year ago
    lol. i'd be scared having that bear in my room. like...if you leave it off the hook and the little noise comes on and its like 2 o clock in the morning...and the bears like...

    "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again".

    thats SCARY
  • Tofugu_Erin · 1 year ago
    Yeah, that would be pretty creepy!
  • Motorsport Experience · 11 months ago
    This is freaking awesome. Japanese technology rocks!
  • Shirow · 1 year ago
    If I were a parent i would play tricks with my children ...

    ''daddy daddy the bear told me to STFU''

    ''well son I suggest you do what the bear tells you''
  • Sougen02 · 1 year ago
    Might consider that next time i babysit my little cousin 0.0
    hhhmmm lol
  • koichi · 1 year ago
    hahahahaha